Stuff I Find Funny

A Page Dedicated to My Stupid Since of Humor.

Quotes By My Friends:
(Some of these might be "I guess you had to be there" situations but oh well.)

"What the hell is that!?"-Kimmy said about some sign unfortunately not noticing the poor midget standing under it.
"Whoo Hoo!.....What am I cheering for?"-My friend Brandon, he's so special.
"Um, daddy, how 'bout if you don't flash West Side gang signs in the East Solano mall?"-Kimmy to her dad as he tries to imitate the sign he just got flashed.
"Because they are QUOTES Brandon...see?...QUOTES!"-Kimmy explaining to Brandon why she used quotation marks.
"When in doubt, bite someone. You'll probably scare them so bad that they wont know what's going on either."-Eric S.
"It's S'GUM! Soap flavored gum!"-Brandon
"Well, if like we were over there, and our bodies were here, we would be making fun of us."-Kim at Dairy Queen.
"I think we're on a road trip to hell."-Brandon, lost for the 174051093275021th time.
"Yes Kim, uproot all the foliage in front of Marie Callendar's."-Brandon to Kim as she tries to pick a flower and pulls up the whole plant.
"If it says "Super" it means "SUPER!"."-Nikki after gluing her fingers together, then gluing her hand to her leg.
"I would have sent one to you, but I didn't think you'd like a Rob Zombie Webcard..." Eric F to me after I whined about never getting virtual cards from him.
"EaT mE! *ponder* Well... MaYbE nOt..."-Eric F in the middle of a conversation about Sarah trying to eat my cat.
"It depends on when your planning to die."-Jason I. in response to asking him if we are going to do something before I die. He's so sweet. *gag*
"You know what is fun? Try going grocery shopping and giving the scariest look possible to the little kids when their parents aren't looking... This is even more enjoyable when they are too young to speak..." Eric F on the subject of scaring small children, his specialty.
"SCORE! Red hooker boots!"-Me shopping at Hot Topic. (I was kidding)
"I could be wrong though, what am I saying, I'm never wrong...ever."-Jason I.
"I've found that staring at people until they notice isn't as much fun as you would think."-Me talking when I'm bored.
"I can honestly tell you that I'm not a lesbian."-Jason I.
"I might get flashbacks and have to run away screaming the first couple of times."-Jason I referring to visiting my high school after graduation.
"No! Not that purple monkey, you pervert!" -Eric S
"I feel like I've been verbally molested."-Mr. Zamora, listening to "Shoop" by Salt 'n' Pepa.
"You made me loose my concentration and I dropped my jelly."-Kristen from AMA. (I seriously have no idea)
"I'm not smarter than your average bear...damn yogi."-Jason C and a little bit of daily positivity...
"For the love of pink bunnies!" -random Orgy board freak.